Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered into my wife's ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud, because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
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Top comments
TypicalSenpai 14
This actually makes things a lot easier; at least now everyone knows she's a huge bitch. :^)
Welshite 40
Good. The best way to treat those who are inconsiderate and insulting is to simply ignore them. They don't get the satisfaction of creating a scene or receiving the attention they so desperately desire.
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Comments (93)
fpants2010 18
At least everyone pretended they didn't hear - that means they don't agree with her!! Congrats on getting married OP, and try to ignore your monster-in-law! :)
Makko 20
It's good nobody cares. And you are not a ****. You are now married. That means you have worked hard with your new husband and have stayed together for a long time. I hope you two grow old together! She her what you REALLY are!!;)
messymessiah 11
I hope your husband sticks up for you!
gauntlette 5
"Mother in law" is an anagram for "woman Hitler" after all...
Theater_Chef_3 30
I will never understand why mil get so bitter about their child leaving the best and being happy, like stop and let your child live and learn.
katertott 44
As nice as it would have likely been to have friends and family immediately react negatively to her statement and defend you, maybe it's for the best that they didn't. Wouldn't want your wedding to be remembered for that kind of drama. Congrats, btw!
HardOrphanMaker 10
probably cheated/did something shitty.
MandieL 27
Even if she did, if her husband forgave her and married her, then it is really none of his mothers business. I am not advocating cheating btw, if my husband ever did it to me I would kick his ass to the curb in a heartbeat, I do not believe it to be a forgivable act.
wassup388 25
Well she's a bitch, I hope your husband/her son is much better to you than her.
cheesy_wotsit 20
I'd've given her a hug and whispered in her ear something like 'love you too ... ****!'
matteofox 10
I'm pretty sure that getting married is the opposite of what a **** would do