Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's "Mambo Number 5" on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, my friend has been continuously played Skibidi Toilet on repeat and singing the song. She's 28. FML
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
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Cads1 24
Why did you not put head phones on and tune her out?
dacooliest 16
I would have left the house...or danced with her!
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Comments (36)
Eternal_Insanity 12
Was the right song Mambo Mambo? I momentarily had the same problem when rehearsing for my dance recital! But not 3 hours of that problem...
luked557 11
Feel sorry for you, had to do this song in my grade 6 concert, I had it on for on in class for at least 20 hours for practice, absolutely hated it
blackvyper 8
Maybe the song she wanted was Macarena.. Lol.
Raid1024 9
1, 2, 3 4 5 everybody's in the club so cmon let's ride to the... Liquor store on the corner, boys say the want some gin and juice but really don't wanna.
verysmarmy 11
How is this a bad thing? Mambo No. 5 is... enjoyable.
randybryant799 21
Headphones? Maybe leave the house?