Today, I had to listen to Lou Bega's "Mambo Number 5" on constant replay for 3 hours, because my little sister was trying to learn a dance for a recital. It would have been even longer than 3 hours, but she then realized that she was dancing to the wrong song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, my friend has been continuously played Skibidi Toilet on repeat and singing the song. She's 28. FML
Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Why did you not put head phones on and tune her out?
dacooliest 16
I would have left the house...or danced with her!
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Comments (36)
AngeloH09 14
I don't think this was an accident OP.
Xobubblyxo 23
This is how you know who your true friends are: the ones who take you in when something like this is happening.
bulletsinthewind 21
She should've just listened to it though eat buds on her phone. She had no reason to annoy you and possibly others in the house with it. That's really selfish and inconsiderate of her
LycanGod 27
#18... bluetooth headphones... no wires required :o
lexwilder 16
You can't rehearse for a recital with headphones in. a performance requires a higher level of commitment and effort than headphones. Especially if she practiced for 3 hours. I've tried the bluetooth ones. The music being right in your ears changes everything. It just doesn't work. (And I've been dancing for 15 years)
Teyros 24
Experience is experience I guess, now you have to get rid of an earbug eh?
kjlancaster 21
i love that song ! but you're right 3 hours is toooo long to be listening to the same song.. earmuffs maybe?
Dave_Davington 34
*backs away slowly*
jake131000 21
Invest in a pair of ( over the ear) headphones.
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Take anything that can play music and rip the speakers out
carl_carl_ 28
I think that would suck for your sister more than it would for you! But FYL and hers. Sorry OP
MrThump 16
Care for a little bit of Monica in your life? Maybe some Erica or Rita? Or just some more Mambo No 5!
thefmlman2011 37
Hey, it's a good song