Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Top comments
Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
theanimepanda 4
did he buy the ring there, too??
LesaraRose 8
get over it. if he makes her happy you should be too. besides I've heard way worse engagement ideas
gnattine 11
Classy.
whereismyb4con 16
Keeping it classy
eduardocwc 4
Better wal-mart than publix at least wal-Mart is a little more romentic
fantasyworld 39
If he makes her happy.
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
only in Florida
PotatoesAndCake 26
A proposal every girl dreams about
tiptoppc 21
Was likely done in the hunting isle right between the shotguns and the flea and tick dog spray…
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Bet that's also where he got the ring.