Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
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misspulkadot24 17
You have a girlfriend, AND you are an avid gamer?! How in the hell? Teach us your ways!!
slayertack 19
No Twix either, you are truly ******.
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Comments (107)
Acidburn6661 5
well I was meeting up with a friend, I waited for a long time. I called him up and asked him what world he was on (like what server he was playing on)....... the fact that I went through all of this truly thinking what world he was on is very terrifying.
darkrose4ever 4
hahahaha
Alvarortor 14
You just took a Viagra and hit us with a rock hard, misdirection.
disasterlydeed 26
This is pretty much a YDI because you should've said no -- the only right answer in this situation. But at the same time, I honestly wish there was a "save game" option in real life because it'd be so convenient
iam2fat4u 15
Nerd
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
teach me!