Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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Welshite 40
Tell the father that isn't how "men" act. He's little more than a juvenile mentally. Respect women, and they will respect you. Same for men.
laughmaster 9
Hopefully the son saw how you reacted and learned the true lesson
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Comments (75)
gracehi 33
"Teaching him to be a man" who gets lots of black eyes.
andiesaur 18
You should have taught the dad a lesson about respect...
sorahearts_fml 10
And so the endless cycle of pigs continue. >.>
awkward_gothlady 32
He's not teaching his son to be a man, he's teaching him to be a creep.
deathfyre8 13
I'd rather go up to a girl and tell her she's beautiful than talk about her "assets" behind her back *Pun not intended*. Sometimes it feels like I'm the last guy who doesn't treat women like objects for personal use. I know that's not true, but it sometimes feels like it is. I hope that kid grows up to be a real man.
Username735 11
He should teach his son to keep his hormones under control until he gets home at least.
worldclassrager 41
Can't they do it quietly? Usually they should say it so that you can't hear it
milk_cookies83 5
You must have a very noteworthy ass OP. Seriously, you should have shown the son what happens to 'men' like his father.
victrin 12
A real man is a feminist. That guy is just a pig.
hacksaw246 24
While you should treat women with respect and Southern Hospitality I don't think men should be feminists. Women have every bit of rights men do. Most feminists today have the idea that women are better not equal and instead of equal opportunity should have things handed to them.
haddiej 21
I see a lot of women these days wearing shorts with pockets longer than the shorts and get pissed when their ass is noticed. smh
hellphone_fml 37
There is a difference between getting it noticed and being followed with lewd unwanted comments.
haddiej 21
usually dressing like a lady avoids lewd comments.