Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML
Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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Welshite 40
Tell the father that isn't how "men" act. He's little more than a juvenile mentally. Respect women, and they will respect you. Same for men.
laughmaster 9
Hopefully the son saw how you reacted and learned the true lesson
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TheForgetfulOne 12
I would hope at that age and after the scolding the boy would already know right from wrong. We really don't need more "men" acting like that.
JRT98 12
Should've scolded him and gave a lesson to the father showing he's wrong... But hey, at least your ass is worthy of being used for education... I think that's good.
barfcannon 24
I always tell my boyfriend that we're together because the first thing he said to me said "hi" instead of a lewd sexual comment.
WarriorBl00d 9
The first thing I said to my girlfriend was, are you a lesbian?
Zebediabolical 45
The first thing I said to my ex-wife was 'I hear you like to party'. Looking back, maybe it wasn't the best idea to marry a party girl.
cdawg69 10
If you were wearing spandex yoga pants or booty shorts.... well dat ass is a bit more noticeable
chinaski7628 32
It doesn't matter what she was wearing or what was noticeable. No one should be harassed or objectified while shopping (or doing anything else).
Garrison21 11
Spandex is the best invention known to mankind
jagma_fml 14
spotting a good ass is no excuse to act like an ass...
gabbywalliscool 5
At least it wasn't something like "being a man means laughing at ugly people"
murrrrf 12
I still would have chewed his ass First for being a pig, and secondly for teaching his child to be a pig.
blazerman_fml 17
You should have told him to discuss about his wife's ass if that was the case.Not ogle at a random strangers like a creep.Although its normal we have needs.I wouldn't be comfortable talking to my 13 year son about another woman's ass lol
anon132 5
Oh ya that's a good idea. To talk with your son about his mothers ass. That won't scare him for life or anything.
blazerman_fml 17
Umm sarcasm.It's quite flithy to talk to your 13 son about another woman's ass.If I was the woman I would have fired the shit out of the guy and told him to look at his wife's ass instead of mine.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
At least they find you good-looking. Upside. Positive.
TheMathMajor 26
I honestly wouldn't give two ***** if some random creepy guy and his son though I was good looking and I doubt OP does either
anon132 5
Your complaining about being hot??
deathfyre8 13
She's complaining that the dad was teaching his kids that women are just objects to **** and not actual human beings.
TheMathMajor 26
And you know, people harassing her in public