Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
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Top comments
katheriinex0 0
guess its back to home depot for you ..
athiest_pope 0
is the tree ok??
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Comments (83)
plexico 4
Buy two more and learn to juggle them. That dude on America's Got Talent who did that had a hot wife. Could work for you, too!
sodahhhr 0
time for a new pet cobra. that would help your phobia of green and Capricorn parachutes =лдддзз
Intoxicunt 6
Well, if your life is really THAT ******, at least now you can chop your own head off.
kaelendra 0
From the word 'finally' it sounds like you were lucky it hadn't happened sooner and you knew it was likely what happened would eventually happen... YDI next time act sooner - the it wouldn't happen to me mentallity is never a good one.
my_fml_account 2
it could be worse. it could have collapsed while you were IN the house.
darklove6792 0
epic......FAIL...... i feel sorry for you dude....
roflbubbles 0
Wow, Big deal. go cut urself with ur chainsaw. lmao
Goth_Kid 0
That's not a very nice thing to say AFTER he posted a FML...FYL, how's that?
elsieenchanted 0
O____O
zethioth 0
What did you do to Karma? I think Karma and Irony got together on this one. FYL dude, then again, you should of bought the chainsaw a day earlier, you wouldn't of known though.
EllieMae 0
That sucks, hope you have good insurance... FYL