Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML
Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML
Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML
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Top comments
katheriinex0 0
guess its back to home depot for you ..
athiest_pope 0
is the tree ok??
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Comments (83)
Mosswine 2
YDI for going shopping with your gay friends while they watch you pick out condemns for dinner you sick pervert. I hope when you got home your wife was ******* a monkey because everyone knows that you would be much better of alone you sad ****. Oh, and I also hope that your tree had a bunch of ******* birds in it so you could end their sad life you hopeless piece of shit. Go eat some ******* muffins...
hotpockets92 0
lol wtf does that have to do with buying a chainsaw a bit too later than needed? dumbass, oh and you spelled condoms wrong. haha
wolfy_fml 5
lol You totally suck at trolling.
OMGoriginality 0
Careful, it's PMSing.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Lovely :)
beachbabe24 0
YDI for waiting to long to cut the tree
aback 5
Guess it figured it had better hurry up and get to it.
bdaniels362 3
LMAO, agreed
ILoveJace01 0
Omg that sucks.
x_Leopard_x 1
You should have got the chainsaw sooner. ^^
blondegirl_fml 0
That sucks! Look on the bright side you can return the chainsaw to Home Depot and while there you can get the supplies you need to fix your roof.
IronicJustice 0
Re: #48: I wonder if Home Depot has a good returns policy, the OP might be able to use that.
loser_fml 1
**** YES. BRING ON THE TREE REVOLUTION. WE'RE SLOW, BUT WE'LL FALL ON YOUR HOUSE. biatch.