Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
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musicalibrary 4
How did she manage to puke inside your legwarmer?
vincespektor 0
it was an 80's party jackass. it was the style back then
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Comments (74)
goatboy197 0
why didn't you just take it off?
maskedman 9
then how would her legs stay warm silly.
R3kli3 10
that's xo nasty
KRUSH_fml 0
and thats why women shouldn't drive
cooki3monst3r77 9
you fault. I'd have Told the bitch to walk since she was irresponsible
perdix 31
She took that 80's theme WAY too seriously. Back then, kids, puking all over cars was as cool as jackets with the sleeves pushed up. I think Corey Hart had a hit song about that.
perdix 31
Let me guess . . . mix tape?
lynsieloowho 0
did you have her clean it all up? I would of. if I was the one puking I would of offered to clean it all like you are supposed to!
bugmenotmofo 34
YDI for you and your friend being too stupid to not know how to party without getting wasted (this coming from somebody who has gotten wasted more time than id like to admit)
tikimuppet 11
I would have made her walk home, or would have rung for a taxi for her, and made her pay
Redsox68 0
who travels 30 miles for a party? and with a "friend" who drinks too much?
Lightslei 0
YDI for taking your friend who doesn't know their drinking limits to an 80's party.
Starfire22 5
Well there hasnt been anyone on this thread (so far) saying that you can't drink, we're just saying not to get totally wasted and ruining the party for your friend, that's stuck taking care of your wasted self. That's where we are having the issue with...
Lightslei 0
Where'd I say don't drink? I just said the OP deserved it because their friend doesn't know their limit in regards to how much alcohol they can consume without getting wasted.