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John_Elvis This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Valparaiso, United States

Tonight, on First Dates…

Today, I took a girl to a sushi restaurant for our first date. She insisted she's had sushi before, but I had to watch her struggle with the chopsticks for a few minutes before mercifully asking the waitress for a fork. She then ate a fork full of wasabi, thinking it was guacamole. I think there won't be a second date. FML

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katelng09 16

Maybe she was too shy to say that she hadn't? Some girls don't want to disappoint guys sometimes, so maybe she said yes because she knew you liked sushi?

george_s_4 32

At least she didn't mistake the wasabi for pistachio ice cream :P

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hesha_fml 10

John Elvis Marshall from Costco? Lol

ciammmm 11

Man, you lost out on a great chance for an ice breaker or some contact in showing her to use chopsticks. It isn't even necessary to use them, fingers work just as well and it is just as "authentic" that way.

lucygwen 5

I eat sushi all the time but still can't use chopsticks. Sushi is just hand food to me.

iceskate4ev 7

So she has never had sushi and wanted to impress you. You don't have to be an ass.

Magnoxidans 19

There won't be a second date because she can't eat sushi? Wow that's really shallow OP

itooamscrewed 10

Maybe she always used her fingers. It took months of eating sushi for me to finally use chopsticks. That said, not being able to use chopsticks sounds like a really stupid deal breaker.

rykelmb 12

I was under the impression that she didn't want a second date. She was probably embarrassed and didn't want to go on a date again. I don't know why everyone is bashing OP.

ZirePhoenix 10

you know what? you probably CAN get a second date. let her know it is OK to not have ate sushi before and ask her if there is something else she haven't tried before, but this time reassure her she doesn't have to pretend anymore.

Leviathene 34

I'm with OP. Girls need to stop pretending to be hot shit to impress boys. Its moronic.

amzee96 18

Maybe she'd never eaten it with chopsticks before? I've never seen anyone eat it that way, and avocado is popular in sushi.