John_Elvis
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Valparaiso, United States
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I took a girl to a sushi restaurant for our first date. She insisted she's had sushi before, but I had to watch her struggle with the chopsticks for a few minutes before mercifully asking the waitress for a fork. She then ate a fork full of wasabi, thinking it was guacamole. I think there won't be a second date. FML
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katelng09 16
Maybe she was too shy to say that she hadn't? Some girls don't want to disappoint guys sometimes, so maybe she said yes because she knew you liked sushi?
george_s_4 32
At least she didn't mistake the wasabi for pistachio ice cream :P
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Comments (91)
NyxTheShade 8
I eat sushi with a fork as I hate chopsticks it's rather ironic as I'm Japanese
TordNorski 30
Yeah, I am Taiwanese and I didn't use chopsticks till I was 16.
LuckBeNimble 19
I am Mexican; I eat tacos frequently.
metalcrazed 21
I'm not but yay tacos!
MoxleyCrue 17
If you can't use chopsticks, eat sushi like a finger food.
Snickers4 16
That's what I do tbh
TrippyEyes 16
As ridiculous as that as not being a frequent sushi eater isn't a reason to not date someone. Unless you're a REALLY big sushi guy and you always take girls to get sushi to find out if they're your kinda gal
TrippyEyes 16
As ridiculous as that as not being a frequent sushi eater isn't a reason to not date someone. Unless you're a REALLY big sushi guy and you always take girls to get sushi to find out if they're your kinda gal
bearbear120 27
I think it was the lying that made op not want a second date not the not eating sushi.
pink_raindrops 26
Maybe she didn't lie. Wasabe might be something she didn't have any other time she had sushi, and lots of people can't use chopsticks. Thinking it was guac is a silly mistake even if you've never had sushi though.
ulissey_fml 22
"If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi Oh, oh, oh, what a girl There's none so classy... She wears out waitresses And mixes the dressings, oh, oh What a future she possesses Out in public..." Courtesy of Dine Smart'in
ladycoco8 20
I eat my sushi with a fork. I hate using chopsticks.
ScottyDavis 6
That's kinda a messed up reason not to take her out on a second date. My being someone who doesn't eat sushi I could see myself doing this if I'm taking a girl out on a date and she really wants to have sushi.
ScottyDavis 6
*Me* not my
Kitouran 30
No, my is the correct word.
DJRy 13
Maybe it's because she lied that made the guy uncomfortable. Or that she was absolutely, completely, uneducated about it, after she insisted she'd had it before. Maybe he's being a bit extreme but I can see where this would be a turn off.
metalcrazed 21
You won't date a person because they can't use chopsticks and isn't familar with wasabi? That seems really bizare.
mariri9206 32
Right?! What a fickle, shallow excuse!
graphite01 15
It's about trust, man.
eighthling 10
Well you aren't supposed to use chopsticks with sushi but that's neither here nor there
Kitouran 30
It's perfectly acceptable. I do it all the time.