Today, I was on a first date with a gorgeous and seemingly fun woman. After ordering, she pulled some plastic utensils from her purse. She then explained, “I always carry my own because I don’t want to get a fork a black person may have used before me.” I got up and left without a word. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a girl to a sushi restaurant for our first date. She insisted she's had sushi before, but I had to watch her struggle with the chopsticks for a few minutes before mercifully asking the waitress for a fork. She then ate a fork full of wasabi, thinking it was guacamole. I think there won't be a second date. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML
Today, I went on a date with an amazing girl. The date was going well, until she started eating. Although her mouth was closed the entire time, she somehow still made the loudest, most disgusting chewing noises I’ve ever heard. I felt bad about dumping her over that, but I just couldn’t continue. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my date received food she didn’t order, and instead of eating it without complaint, she sent it back. When I got up to leave, she began to cry. FML
Today, my Tinder date ordered a separate check and said there won’t be a second date, all because I ordered my meal without vegetables. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I was on a first date and tried to playfully flick a fry at him. It missed, hit a waiter in the face, and he dropped an entire tray of drinks onto an elderly couple. My date laughed, then excused himself to the bathroom… and never came back. FML
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Yahnee 6
GOOD FOR YOU!!!
Wadlaen 24
You did the right thing! Better luck next time!
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Yahnee 6
GOOD FOR YOU!!!
Wadlaen 24
You did the right thing! Better luck next time!
d j mom 9
I just don't have the words. good on you for leaving, she didn't even deserve an explanation.
Radulf 10
I know a lady who pulls stunts like this during dates if the date is horrible and she wants to get rid of the guy.
JasonThorn 23
Well, this is conformation that this works. It also means people think she is a horrible person, too, but hey...
jblack913 6
She rather eat with plastic than silverware. What is she 3? If her feels so strongly concerning black people, let’s home she doesn’t leave the country.
tiptoppc 21
I think you are awesome for that. **** that lady. Racism is killing America and it’s hard to navigate that setting and you did it like a pro. Edit: my dad’s family is from Louisiana and I loathed going there. My wife is all minority and can only be giddy hoping my dead relatives are spinning in their grave from it. My dad loves it too because he stayed away after Vietnam to get away from the blatant racism he saw around him as well. So it sucks OP has to deal with that, but I feel that state is 200 years behind the rest, progress wise.