Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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CodieMotionless 2
What color is your hair naturally? ._.
Sparks808 10
They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.
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Comments (261)
DelphiCat 17
My guess would be freakishly white-blonde, it occurs rarely enough that some twat'll be maintaining that it cannot occur naturally and therefore isn't allowed...
perdix 31
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Hey, Ginger, after you get finished dyeing your hair, you're still going to need to purchase a soul.
bsmith9942 11
GINGERS HAVE SOULS! Haven't you seen the video?
fallenangel012 0
Don't be an asshole
DeathcoreDashie 11
62, if you haven't seen perdix's comments before, everything he says is usually a joke.
nevereyes 31
I wouldn't dye it regardless of school rules.
etoilenuit 15
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This doesn't make sense. Why would you bother dying your hair for them if it's already a natural color? I doubt they'd actually do anything about it so it kind of seems like your overreacting...
Schizomaniac 24
Are you retarded?
day624 14
Is your hair naturally rainbow or something?
RedPillSucks 33
The skittles girl! Ohhh, let me taste the rainbow
Keep_It_Hot99 8
THAT! Would be awesome.
BradTheBrony 19
M-m-must... resist... making... comment! JUST LIKE RAINBOW DASH! *slaps hands over mouth*
tonijulie 20
There was a school in my area in New Zealand that had a rule like this. If you were naturally a red head, you had to have a note from your parents. So ridiculous. The principal was some spastic strict woman that came from a girls boarding school. FYL op :(
Acacia5353 1
Wow that is so slow!! What person in there right mind would make you dye your hair!! If it's natural I would just leave it get a lawyer sue there butts off and I bet the will change the rules!! Ughh people like that make me mad!!! Well I hope you get this straightened out!! Bye!!
Bad1z 13
f*ck the system
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Why did this remind me of Lonely Island's 'Threw It On the Ground'?
Bad1z 13
i don't know why but it's a reference to a System of a Down song
hillorie 14
Mine does too. I had red hair all summer, and when I went to register, they told me I had to dye it. Sucksss
femaleweezy_fml 3
oh shes a ginger. thats a dumb rule.