Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Hair-raising
Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Policy schmolicy
Today, I let my daughter dye her hair pink. I got an email from her school stating that the hair color violated the school dress code as it's “distracting,” and she will not be allowed to attend classes until she changes it. We do school over Zoom. Not sure how her hair distracts on a screen. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
It's called fashion, Deborah
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, as always, my mother hates my life choices. Particularly my hair for some reason. As she's always whinging about it being dyed blonde, I dyed it back to my natural colour again to appease her, and stop the constant bullying. She hates it. FML
Everything's gone green
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I learned that my hair color is classified as "Buttered Toast". FML
Crisis
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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CodieMotionless 2
What color is your hair naturally? ._.
Sparks808 10
They can't make you dye your hair... That doesn't make sense or seem right at all. You go to a religious school or something? Which still doesn't make sense considering that's the color God gave you. FYL.
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chellyX92 8
The local catholic high school around me was like that. A girl I knew had deep red hair naturally. The nuns would chastise her regularly for having it. Some wouldn't even believe that it was natural. Apparently god wouldn't do that.
evilplatypus 39
When my mother was in school, the nuns at a different school would accuse her and her sisters of being satan's cheerleaders because they all have naturally red hair (one ginger two red-blondes).
Laurenlou 24
I go to a catholic school (although I am not catholic anymore; just Christian) and their church and "rules" and so misinformed. It's crazy how they believe everything they hear without question at all. And we have the hair dye rule; no extreme highlights, no streaks, and nothing too far from the natural color of the girls hair. We don't have nuns for teachers anymore. It's still just as crazy though. O.o We can't even wear the color nail polish we want. They are depriving everyone of their freedom of expression. It's quite sad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
@40: Being "Satan's cheerleader" sounds better than some drab, boring, no-fun nun... in my opinion.
bvq25 8
40-it's called strawberry blonde :)
MiloBear 11
My friend used to get into trouble often because the teachers thought she was wearing lipstick. She just had naturally dark pink lips. At least with hair you can dye it if necessary.
ciaraohagan94 5
79- I used to go to Catholic school and we never had nuns teaching us. But all my teachers were Catholic and I think it's a bit offensive that you say all Catholics just accept everything without questioning it. I've met nuns who weren't even like that. Where are you from that is that backwards? Sounds like Ireland in the 50s
evilplatypus 39
105 - it's a very different shade than "strawberry blonde". If you lookup strawberry blonde, it looks nothing like their hair color
HSOMGF 5
Stupid rule. A hair color is not disruptive to the learning process. The school should be spending its time dealing with important issues, like drugs and weapons.
AwsumShyGuy 12
I'm probably jumping the gun but I think the school is doing that because they believe hair dying can be rebellious.
BunchieRules 31
38 - That may be the case, but if they made it acceptable, the teenagers wouldn't be rebelling against them, would they?
AlexaWuzHere 31
My school has this rule. It's an exemplary school, and they think that we all have to look the part. Unnatural colors, facial piercings, tattoos, pants with rips or holes, anything with sleeves less than the width of a dollar bill, shirts that show your stomach, yoga pants, and shorts/skirts higher than six inches above the knee (even with leggings underneath) are all banned. If you break the rules, you spend the day in ISS.
Junkie_Razor 20
52. They send you to the international Space Station for the day?
AlexaWuzHere 31
"In school suspension", I think a space station would be too fun for my school...
VeganVampyre 27
So you basically all have to look like preppy clones of each other... *shudder* I'd be expelled in a heartbeat- 11 piercings, two tattoos, dyed black and purple hair, and I don't own a pair of jeans without rips :P luckily, I've never come across a school like that where I live. And I went to a different one every year.
VeganVampyre 27
So you basically all have to look like preppy clones of each other... *shudder* I'd be expelled in a heartbeat- 11 piercings, two tattoos, dyed black and purple hair, and I don't own a pair of jeans without rips :P luckily, I've never come across a school like that where I live. And I went to a different one every year.
AlexaWuzHere 31
122, basically, you would walk in the building, and then walk right back out. They may even get the security guards after you. Apparently our dress code lets them identify intruders easily...
pablopoo 7
My school wont even let me have long hair cus im a guy and honestly i realy dont see how me having long hair is rebelious in any way i just like how it looks and its the only hair style i like and its just to my shoulders and the y make me cut it and in two weeks i go back to school and i have to cut my hair and its not even a private school its a public school
br0ccoli 15
Sounds like a good time to buy a wig that's brunette.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sounds like its time to go to a different school instead.
RedHot7136 9
Wigs can be very hot though. Not to mention teasing for wearing it.
WiseGuy79 14
Nazi High? Haha I thought they got rid of all those shitholes
paijus 0
They'd make her go blonde then. Arian race
FireFlie07 20
? What color is your hair? You can always appeal to the school board if you can prove its naturally a certain color.
ebonyirony 29
Like with baby pictures. Unless you're my mother. She went from blonde to brown.
KattataFish 4
That's discrimination and **** you to all the dicks who said she deserved it
PseudoLink 1
I find this story very hard to believe. You're telling me they don't accept black, brown, blonde, or red? Yeah right.
SportsKnut 8
They're telling you that you can't be yourself. Im sorry OP
brandoneyez1 25
Discrimination... Get a lawyer... That will shut them up! It's illegal.
alycion 39
Ah yes the answer to all life's battle. Tie up our courts with stupid lawsuits instead of just dealing with the problem one on one. Sure done things are tough to deal with like that but are still stupid lawsuits. Mediators are good for that. I'm still trying to figure out what dumb ass lawyer would screw around with a case like this.
outoftown 27
"Stupid" lawsuits are sometimes the only recourse to stupid policy. OP may want to try a note from her doctor, first. Requiring a girl to dose her head with toxic chemicals for a non-health reason is not good for her health.
IantoJones_fml 30
What outoftown said.
alycion 39
People often start with the lawsuits instead of doing a little bit of work and trying other steps first. It's amazing what kind of change one can bring about with some time and effort in organizing people and bringing attention to a stupid policy. They get the results they want and courts don't get tied up. I understand that sometimes you have to take something to court, but often times, people start there as a short cut.
FarscapeSDC 9
My school was a bit like that. They sent one girl in my class home for wearing a ring. (And no, it wasn't a private or religious school, it was a public school with an insane headmistress.) The only sort of jewellery allowed were watches, so I beat the system with a pocket watch with a silver chain. The headmistress practically screamed at me, before being forced to admit that she couldn't do anything. There's few feelings better than watching the headmistress digging her nails into her desk because a student found a loop-hole in her rules.