Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
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austin0023 0
Party at grandmas!!
Classlfied 4
So you have the house to yourself for a month?
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Comments (223)
CopeStraight 3
Get acquainted with her spirit
KiddNYC1O 22
Definitely. Summon her!
bigAC 6
sorry about your grandma but you have your own house for a month!! parties every weekend!!!
alpha_kennyBody 3
party all day and all night . can't get any better than that xD
missmurderx 8
Other than having an alive grandmother, that is.
cchrysokos 0
I see u watch kev jumbas vids ...awesome! :) js
staceystobb 0
Your a terrible person
Spoonz 4
Oh wow that's horrible
Omfgitsmia 15
Freedom! Party!
copo37 7
Don't drink her prune juice. Her spirit will haunt your ass for the month to come.
IscoreOnU 19
Just tell your mom that grandma can't go shopping and that she should bring you food everyweek and stay there.
HIZSWEETTHANG 2
Maybe she wants u to clean out the house?
fuckhaley 7
Buy a new grandma.
Ghostkiller12345 9
Heartless
phatdaddy62 23
How does she drop you off without telling you?
Skepticaalx 11
like, 'get out the car bitch!'
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I'm wondering. If the mother at some point communicated that OP would be staying there for a month, seems like there was an opportunity to mention the grandmother was dead.
akvandervort 21
That's what I was wondering. OP must be a heavy sleeper.