Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bye bye baby
Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML
Ball and chain
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
Go away
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
See you around, then
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Always call first
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Get up!
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
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austin0023 0
Party at grandmas!!
Classlfied 4
So you have the house to yourself for a month?
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Comments (223)
taazer 12
Well maybe she wants you to clean the house and throw all of your grandmas stuff out? Or it could be that she just gave you the house :D
taazer 12
Btw i hope it's close to OP's school
miami_bb6 0
Weekend at Bernie's !!!!!!
HomeAl0ne 20
I'd laugh if her name was Bernice.
SimonREWQ 0
Why she not tell you where she was driving you? She just randomly told you "Get in the car." *drives and drops you at your deceased grandma's house* ??
patrickalamo 48
Weekend at Burnie's Grandma style.
ashleycuddlebear 0
How can you forget something like that. D: And hello party
Aweh_Olivia 13
thats stupid ... How could she "forget" . And unless she stuck a sack over your head , Im sure you could have been able to tell that you were going there.
onikage_666 0
For some reason i dont think shed forget that her mothers dead. Unless of course shes in a delirious state of psycotic denial over the greif of her mothers death. In that case you have bigger problems.
hobojo69 23
Perfect opportunity here u have your own house for 6 weeks, you can do anything!!!
SwtCherryPie 26
This seems highly illogical but if she did somehow forget i would imagine it wouldnt have been her own mother as a lot of people here seem to suggest. May have been her mother-in-law.
SwtCherryPie 26
Or her ex-husband's mother, in which case she probably doesnt keep up much with them.
cassiebear7652 7
Tell someone. OBVIOUSLY you either have phone service or internet.