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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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Your the airhead for thinking she really believed you.

YDI for letting her get that stupid.

So blueberries aren't peas just holding their breath? *GASP!!* (sarcasm)

If you had not put the "(sarcasm)" I would have never known!

spanelli be emo?

don't teach your daughter stuff that isn't true

dumb girls are usually hawt

LOL! A parent after my own heart! I once convinced a boyfriend that goldfish would explode like grenades if you fed them too much.

shut up! it's your daughter treat her like one not call her a airhead

ahaahhahahhhahahahahahha

let me guess - blonde?

thats a bit how you going