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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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I bet she's a dacksucker

Hahaha, if I was you I'd be checking My Life Is Average because to your daughter this might be a "mind blown" moment.

trippincccs 0

WOW!!!!

wow that's all I can say

FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Like mother like daughter

It always makes me wonder why parents can take the time to tell their kids idiotic lies just for "fun" and then wonder why their kids grow up stupid.

ameliabeth09 0

Hahahahahahahaha that's epic

generalasskicker 12

indeed many of the pretty girls at my school act so dumb when they really are not and about 4 actually get mad when you move the conversation to anything requiring more than 4 brain cells

Lmao feel bad for you she's almost 18 won't be hard for some one to convince her **** will make her famous and rich lmao

mad_hatter0666 22

ydi for being a bad parent.