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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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FlashBurn 13

Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

worldclass 0

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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xxSoFlyxx 5

.+''"+.+''"+. + Hi(: + '+ +' "+,+'' / | ()""() ("( 'o' ) ,-)___)l'--. -"=(o)===(o)='

sac2000 6

that looks sooo awesome

nomnom_muffins 0

16, your picture is so ******* cute it makes me uncontrollably happy. that is all.

rachel_renegade 0

Your daughter sounds like Brittany from Glee. Just saying.

jagrmeister721 2

Girls are really naive and believe almost anything you tell them. I don't know why that is. I used to make stuff up and fool them, but I gave up when they believed pretty much everything. It's way too easy. Guys are just more skeptical.

5t3ff1k4h 47

Thanks for the blanket statement, however, you're wrong. We're not ALL naive.

Winter3ice 0

Well either you're extremely convincing or (and I'm going with the latter on this one) You knew some pretty sheltered and desperate girls for them to lead you to believe all girls are naive and men tend to be more skeptical.

SuPeRGaY69 0

thats ****** hilarious!!! i convinced my brother one time that chinchillas were just giant mice

Shaggy_92 5

dumb blondes can suck like a vacuum cleaner. ;)

CumShott 0

What the ****? Does that have anything to do with this? stfu

Thanateros 1

Is she blonde? I bet she's blonde.

spanelli 16

I'll be she's a brunette.

skemo 0

you said it not me, you raised her. you totally deserve it lol

justbigbs 6

she is a image of your self, agreed with # 195. Parents are suppose to guide and enlighten their offspring, seems like you're doing the opposite, she not your friend, she your daughter! If she can't trust you to speak honestly who else is there to trust if you can't trust your own mother! Friends are there when you have money and favors to offer, where are them when your in a bind. Family is there because god give you a bond you can't just shake off its called blood