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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Next you should try telling her that she can get pregnant from boys even touching her and are what happens. XD

Unless she's gorgeous, you're screwed.

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I hope she's "playing" stupid.

Convinced her without even trying you say?......wow you really did raise an airhead

Airheads, their out of control.

is she blonde?

YDI for not supporting your child through primary school. maybe your daughter is just joking and she thinks your the idiot for believing her lol.

At least you know that she will bring the joy of laughter to everyone she meets. Not everyone has the CAPACITY for logic, so don't blame yourself. I'm sure she is sweet and has many other wonderful traits.

is she single

Lmao. Aw I think the idea of blueberries being peas holding their breath is cute.

there not holding there breath there drowning jeez

...or you could, i dunno, convince your daughter not to believe everything that people tell her? |the kid|