Today, my husband has a biker chick Facebook friend and this morning he posted on her page, calling her "the prettiest girl at the barn dance." She's a "friend" of mine as well, so I saw it in my feed. I asked him WTH? He got mad at me, accused me of spying on him, and now won't speak to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
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dongdong xiang 10
I’ve been in this scenario before. He reacted the same way when I called him out on it saying “It’s just social media.” Well, “It’s Just Social Media” turned into him visiting her apartment at 2am and not coming home all night then catching them red handed at a club. RUN don’t look back.
FluffythePink 23
Stampy tantrums when they're caught clearly flirting with another person is the cue to reassess your relationship.
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dongdong xiang 10
I’ve been in this scenario before. He reacted the same way when I called him out on it saying “It’s just social media.” Well, “It’s Just Social Media” turned into him visiting her apartment at 2am and not coming home all night then catching them red handed at a club. RUN don’t look back.
drewbreezy 2
it’s okay, do this to a mutual friend of yours that is a guy. see how he likes it. if he doesn’t care then he is cheating or in the process of pursuing
FluffythePink 23
Stampy tantrums when they're caught clearly flirting with another person is the cue to reassess your relationship.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
To be fair, it's not necessarily her fault if he hits on her. Stay friends with her unless you see her flirting back.