Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
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Top comments
snapplecap281 19
That's great parenting... Not
TML329 14
That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all
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Comments (71)
howdeedoo 22
If she had to get you drunk to make herself look better, I wonder how bad she is
zadie 6
Well, she did spike her own daughter's drink at a Christmas get-together, so there's THAT....
maz95 17
Wouldn't it look bad for your mum anyway having her daughter run wild? Not very cleverly thought out.
DumbingOfAmerica 9
That is why I never let anyone get my drinks for me, or hold my drinks. Trust no one.
SaturnV 25
Such a thing would still reflect poorly on her as a parent. Not very logical.
jessughka 10
I don't think anyone who would do something like that is thinking logically in the first place
verkaderk 9
The comments on this FML disappoint me
PenguinBitch 44
And yet, you've continued the disappointment when you had an opportunity to change it.
HowieDoIt 21
She probably took pictures too...make sure Grandma doesn't get them!
perdix 31
Do you mean look less attractive, or to look like less of an alcoholic?
LittlestPrincess 21
imagine that your moms mother-in-law would find out... I guess your mom only made things worse for herself!
HortonThelephant 15
Maybe she was just trying to get the Christmas "spirit" in you..
beehardxcore 26
Now, my question is whether or not OP is of legal drinking age, because if not, that is an even bigger issue. Sorry though, your mom needs help.