Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
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snapplecap281 19
That's great parenting... Not
TML329 14
That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all
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Comments (71)
bloodangel494 1
nice! lol
Iamrebecca 2
That's so messed up, seriously what a cow.
barronterrier 3
So did you look worse?
Shadow_Phantom 26
I think your mom needs some therapy...
Denny1 15
Mom of the year
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Well, I guess your mother is out of the running for 'Mom of the Year's award.
sgtcxelite 11
Mom of The Year Is Awards are quite hard to win anyway
Chazzzor 10
WTF! (1) It just makes your mom look like a terrible mother. (2) And you couldn't taste the alcohol? - You have some responsibility for going ahead and getting drunk.
pink_raindrops 26
Depending on what she was drinking, it's easy to not notice it at all, especially if there isn't too much in each drink they had. Clearly the OP wasn't aware they were drinking alcohol until it was too late and realized what happened.
AH1Zviper 15
Well think about it. This is the exact reason why you're at your step-moms party.
Clarinetrox 19
People think they're so cool when they use the word "whilst".
buddy51 23
Whilst???