Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after agreeing to hang out with my husband and his alcoholic mother after his father’s suicide, my mother-in-law found out that my sister-in-law and I playfully insult each other. She lost her mind and practically bit my head off, relapsed, and blamed my “disrespecting her daughter” on said relapse. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML
Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
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snapplecap281 19
That's great parenting... Not
TML329 14
That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all
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Comments (71)
panda_lou 11
Does she not realize that your behavior reflects her parenting skills. When you look bad it falls back on her.
shannonreneee 11
Today, I was upset that I had no one to spend Christmas with. I got extremely drunk, ordered 50 curry puffs and in my most put-together hour, gently smeared them into my brand new carpet. FML
thebiglloydtree 12
Cool Parenting Bro
carminecris89 13
Your mom sounds completely monstrous. I'm sorry op. She's vile.
Mister22_fml 5
Aren't moms the best. Don't you just love the feeling of being drugged?
whY402Jay 12
How many wives has he had previously? Could've been a genius move.
Ariana386 3
I would have announced in front of everyone: "Look, I agreed to stop nagging u to go to AA, it's your life. But u can't keep tricking me into being your "drunken company". Now go make us both some black coffee..."
Xotoolyxo 16
there's always holiday gathering to get back at her..
SweetLuna 10
Would of made it worth it.
Roxas2898 4
I'm going to just say this as it is. That's what we call a bitch