Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
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Star18lk 0
OMG dump her!!!! That proves she doesnt care about you.!!!
RuralNinja 0
Of course there's a good explanation - she's sleeping around. With 5 other guys. She'll probably marry the one who has the most money. You should dump her now while you're ahead.
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eroharaxxx 0
dump that ho...she dun deserve u!!!
LadyAlathia 0
Okay - Am I the only person that seems to understand what the word "Fantasy" means? If the girl wants to imagine her dream wedding with anyone from the Sexy Trauma Doctor to Hot Foreign Professor to Clive Owen, why is it anyone's business but hers? Obviously, if the girl has a LIST of FIVE "potential" grooms, it's not a serious venture. Now, if there were attached confirmation emails from a monogramming company, I might be a little concerned... but jaysus, people... Even my husband and I talk about which people we'd be allowed to leave each other for (Me - Viggo Mortensen, him - the gypsy chick from Thinner)
DameGreyWulf 1
The thing of it is, though, is that it's obviously not a bunch of celebs or TV personalities or the like. It's obviously real people, and probably people he knows, thus the FML.
mo_the_owl 0
I think what you are neglecting is how creepy she is for making that folder and list at all. Ew. Consider yourself lucky, she sounds psycho.
bs_spotter 0
Today, while spying on my girlfriend's computer...
hmmRawrr123 0
maybe its guys she knows shell never get so she wants to pretened she can :] and even if shes your girlfriend YDI for going thru her files .not everything gets shared.
wackittywack 0
computer nerdy guys - snoop around in their girlfriends computers computer nerdy girls - plan dream weddings on their computer
pentameter 0
How is that creepy? I honestly don't understand. He came across a file that said "My future wedding" while he was fixing her computer. He probably thought it was sweet and wanted to see what she wanted. While doing so, he realized that her dream wedding didn't include him. OP: Unless they were all close friends of yours or acquantinces, I doubt that she meant it seriously. A lot of people that fantasize about marrying the "perfect" spouse or their favorite celebrity. Don't take it personally. I'm sure that you could think of someone you desire more than her, whether it's her best friend or Megan Fox. I wouldn't be too concerned unless it was your brother or father and the four people you'd choose for groomsmen or some combination of people close to you.
Styna_fml 0
then only thing I can think of in her defense is that the document is a list for her friend (I.e. they were planning the friends wedding together).
rwac07 0
get some pity sex and then dump her.
ismael209 0
great plan 24!! ahahaha
maddysaidthat 0
she's probably playing the wedding game... you write down a few guys you know, a few different types of potential houses, possible colors for a wedding dress, etc. then you pick a random number and go up and down the list and pick one! :p