Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
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Star18lk 0
OMG dump her!!!! That proves she doesnt care about you.!!!
RuralNinja 0
Of course there's a good explanation - she's sleeping around. With 5 other guys. She'll probably marry the one who has the most money. You should dump her now while you're ahead.
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DameGreyWulf 1
Hmm... to growl at you for snooping, or not to... It really depends on the situation you're in with your girlfriend on the grounds of such boundaries as juicy file titles. I know I snooped through my friend's room to find all her doodles lol... So, it would be a bitch move of me to say YDI for snooping when we've done basically the same thing. Files with text, papers with graphite... not much difference, not of significant importance/secrecy on either side. Except if it was something like diary entries, then I'd have to bitch at you. Glancing at "My Future Wedding" is as harmless as glancing at class notes... or so we thought. You should probably get rid of her, but to just dump her without explanation wouldn't be too smart. At least let her know you saw it. She can scream "SNOOP!" all she wants, but she's the twat trying to sap you dry when she has no plans of commitment (and may be cheating, if she can so properly evaluate these fake-grooms' marriage potential). I wish I could say this may be a misunderstanding, but it's pretty hard to think of any other reason she'd do this. Other than that, it's like 25 said... sounds like she's striving for absolute perfection, best to bail while you still can. Perhaps that's why you're not on the list?
Dubstep_fml 1
hahahaha plexico
flinkpamingo 0
Honey, it's time to have that little talk.
nuclear 0
When you snoop you'll always find something you don't like. Doesn't make her the victim in the situation now or anything but hey, you were snooping..
hauptubel 0
I hate it when people leave super long comments. Its like get a life...
DeathShad0 1
Holy shit people. He was working on her computer. He didn't go looking for files like that one, he just stumbled onto it.
Klabauterpete 0
Overwrite text in file with: NO ONE WILL EVER MARRY YOU, BIATCH Then dump her, kill her cat, set house on fire etc. etc. (j/k, fbi)
babygraprefruit 0
Replace all five grooms with your name, and leave the file open
buddymask1 0
hmm. the people on here are crazy.. you know that once you open a file on your computer, it says you've edited it even if you made no changes. maybe she was going through her computer, found this old file and looked through it. doesn't mean she just made it..
JackDupp 11
Replace the file with "Potential Sex Partners". This list should include her sister, best friend, mother, etc., but of course not her.