Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
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Star18lk 0
OMG dump her!!!! That proves she doesnt care about you.!!!
RuralNinja 0
Of course there's a good explanation - she's sleeping around. With 5 other guys. She'll probably marry the one who has the most money. You should dump her now while you're ahead.
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Comments (124)
Gwyndion 9
I don't see how he found it matters (now if he's a habbit of checking all her stuff that'd be something else but as I see it it was just a one-off event). If somebody killed somebody in a shower and they caught the killer due to a webcam or so a perv had installed in there I wouldn't object them using that evidence.
l3monkid 0
What are you doing opening up a random file? So what if it's an old file? You have no respect for your girlfriend's privacy, and you are probably at least a little jealous and insecure. I wouldn't want to marry you either. Boyfriend: fine; husband: no.
Jimboom 12
Sounds like she is all kinds of crazy. Dump her and move on with your life!
Brey1013 0
"my future wedding" HOLY CRAP. Mate, your lady is ******* bonkers. Get out of there while u still can.
BrotherTheo 31
You have to wonder... She KNEW you where working on her computer, wouldn't she be aware that you might stumble onto something like this? I'd say it at least warrents A Conversation... Everyone snoops. We all have trust issues, and mosly for good reason IMHO.
BadLuckBub 0
You need to ask her about it, says you saw it, or at least the folder name, and ask if it's real or a joke. She might have just been pulling your leg since she KNEW you were going to be on her computer after all, or.. she's serious. Best to find out what is really going on.
killinmesmalls 0
If she has been with you for 3 years and you see that she doesn't want to marry you I say dump her and stop wasting your time.
BritishHobo 0
Easy solution. You're working on her computer. Delete all her files, download viruses... and ****. Weird ****. Really freaky stuff. The absolute weirdest fetishes the internet has to offer. Like 2 girls 1 cup. But... more disgusting. Include animals, just because. And goatse. You can't go wrong with goatse. Save it all in a folder called 'My Future Wedding.' then add a document with a list of potential brides, that goes thusly: '1: 'Someone who isn't a *****.' 2. 'Someone who isn't a bitch.' 3. 'Someone to whom I'm sexually attracted.' NB: Above rules out [your girlfriend's name].' "Baby, I finished fixing your computer..."
redbluegreen 41
I'm not sure if I'm scared or amazed right now.
BritishHobo 0
'I would be terrified to ever go out with you.' You should be more scared of leaving.
brkn_hearted 0
that's just completely ******* creepy dude, ******* christ. could you be any more of a stalker/serial killer? i bet jeffrey dahmer wasn't even that bad dude! i mean HOLY ****!
BritishHobo 0
I'm not sure who Jeffrey Dahmer is, but I'm honoured.
BritishHobo 0
Now I'm not honoured.
containsnosoy 0
That is pretty messed up. Honestly, if she's planning her marriage right now, that's really creepy, and that it isn't even towards you? I'd wait a week or two, but if it keeps getting updated, and it's not you on that list, I'd leave. It's not great to be with someone who has an obsession over something like that. It seems that the ideal marriage would conflict with when she does actually get married. Who knows though, maybe she'll have grown up by then.
whyohwhyohwhy 0
she's crazy. just go. go now. get out.