Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Free money.
MissGrinch 4
"I'm lovin' it."
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Comments (240)
QueenQuay77 10
she can't be that mad, cuz she the one stupid lmao!! but then again the stupid ones are always violent!!
bopityboii 0
Hahaha what a touchy hoe bro I woulda laughed to
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
Why again are you working at McDonalds?
corleon198425 22
People are getting dumber
RadioOctopus 16
"She threw her change at me like I'm some CHEAP *****!!!"
Becca_BooP 8
I work at a McDonalds (it's my first job) and this crap happens all the time (not money being thrown) but people asking stupid questions or you ask them one question and they repeat their entire order. "I want a sweet tea, 10 nuggets, a small fry, 4 mcdoubles, and an apple pie" me: "would you like to have BBQ sauce with your nuggets?" them: "I want a sweet tea, 10 nuggets, a small fry, 4 mcdoubles, and an apple pie"
sandcrab 4
I got asked "what's the difference between a hamburger and a cheese burger?" I wanted to say one has pickles...
jpqm32 3
YDI if you laughed but you didint so YLS stupid woman.
Helloilike_lacro 8
To all you idiots saying McDonald's is dead end... A bad job... Etc... McDonald's Only hires corporate jobs from the inside so every CEO CFO etc started as the fry guy... It is an expanding business and if you show potential you will be rewarded... The CEO makes 8 million a year with stock options averaging up to 100 million a year so ya if you don't know what you are saying stop talking
pixie_pix13 16
See that wouldn't have happened when I worked for them I would have been like really? Say tha sandwiches name again then see if you kno wats in it... I was an ass when I worked there