Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, my husband asked me to wax his ass crack for him. It might have been funny or maybe even a kinky experience a few years ago, but now I had to navigate the wax around his haemorrhoid, which did start bleeding. I don’t get why he even wanted a smooth crack at our age. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML
Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML
Today, I was at the beach with my boyfriend in Key West. I had gotten a bikini wax and new swimsuit for the occasion. My boyfriend was being romantic until he pulled a long hair from a mole on my leg. It's all fun and games until the mole starts bleeding, profusely. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML
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Top comments
SumBur 11
Why does your best friend have to help you? That relationship will never be the same.
Wizardo 34
I guess wax on, wax off isn't gonna work here is it?
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Comments (168)
olpally 33
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark! :/
AngrySailor 17
It'll buff out, If you use the right tool.
annie_nk 23
You get a thumbs up for the Chris Farley reference.
olpally 33
Too bad nobody likes the reference^^ that's a shame :(
GrayGoblin 6
I swear if I see one more "sticky situation" comment..
doodlebug33 20
"sticky situation" tee-hee :)
bandeek 30
Technically, you are a sticky situation comment
jw90 18
Well bet that burns.
azzy94 7
Ouch.. Hope you feel better soon OP
teamlightskin 14
If there is any wax still remaining, use oil. Vitamin E oil works best, but baby oil works well too.
teamlightskin 14
Sorry, didnt see 22's comment
Samantha44444 8
At least you have a bestfriend who would do that for you.
Phooey 22
Bestfriends are awesome!
twinkiefeets 17
Why is your best friend helping you instead of your husband?
Aggressive 11
I don't think he needs to cause any more damage..
brewmasterg 34
If you're going to be pouring hot water on your crotch why not just take a hot bath and let it soak?
SterreError 11
Not everyone has a bathtub.
meherm 11
This is why you get it done at the salon...
frankieface83 1
You know, I wonder if that old candle in the freezer trick would work. Put a candle holder with left over wax in the freezer, and after awhile you can just pop the wax right out, no mess. Ice pack on the crotch and just flake it off after a few minutes? Getting it hot and melty and spreading everywhere just seems like a bad idea to me...