Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the barber's chair so many times that he got mad and "accidentally" sprayed water on my face. FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
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Just_A_Tree 20
"The punch is meant to distract you from the pain of the hair being pulled. Is it working?"
Lorenzo1102 21
*Insert punchline here*
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Comments (37)
ladybugz23 13
LMAO!
ZoroMiHawk 25
ayyyyyyyyy lmao
pubeboy 16
Sounds like a HAIRY situation lololol
flerdters 6
if a guy is getting his chest waxed, he deserves to be punched in the face
The_Skittish_One 27
Yeowch! Poor guy. I hope that he accepted your apology. As long as this isn't a regular occurrence I see no reason for people to have hit the YDI.
ShadowGenius 12
NAAAAAAAAAAAAA KELLY CLARKSON!
Jason89 16
talk about a hairy situation ;) lol, sorry OP
smjones 6
:D I want your job
ModernZelda 19
Hahaha, that's priceless. Poor guy though!
anonymous100000 17
do your freaking job. glad you're not a doctor or anyone important YDI.
onlybecauseitsme 14
I sure it will be off his chest in no time