Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
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Top comments
thebaroness1984 0
Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?
KatieWagnerFab 0
You're probably just a pretty boy. Some girls like long hair on males.
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msbenzedrine 0
don't feel bad some girls like guys who look like that *cough*me : D it could be worst! if u were a girl and someone mistakes u for a guy. i was mistaken for a guy BUT!!! i was dirtbike riding, my hair was cut up to my shoulders, my helmet was on, and i was in the 4th grade... i don't look like a guy =3=
Jenh42391 0
#20...being underweight is not always someone's fault. That's wrong to say, but its a whole other issue. Anyway, I'm sorry that happened to you, but I also agree with #21. It'd be worse to be a girl who looks like a guy. And some girls do like girly men. lol =]
vitamin_f 0
i agree with #24, perhaps she was too embarrassed to correct herself.
mechwarrior 0
I hope you werent wearing girl pants.
Slicky 0
It's a trap! (can't believe no one posted that yet...)
AegisXOR 0
It's a great place to be, where appearance is concerned. Most people'd rather see a cute, girlish guy than some funky guido or something. =)
VexVisnu 0
Every assumes he has long hair, but I look pretty androgynous and I have a buzz cut. I get called "ma'am" a lot... and I don't have bitch **** either rofl.
bandito0007 0
hold on, hold on i have the answer... quit looking like such a ****** ****** you ****** moron!!!
egaonogenki 0
Is "fragrance" a gender-neutral term for "perfume" and "cologne?"
saviorrenegade 0
that happens to me way too often...the only difference is I'm a chick and people always say sir. Way too many people dont act embarrassed or apologize when I turn around and they realize their mistake