Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
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thebaroness1984 0
Awwww, that's so sad! Did you end up trying the fragrance?
KatieWagnerFab 0
You're probably just a pretty boy. Some girls like long hair on males.
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Comments (49)
egaonogenki 0
#36, this is #35 here. That's because they want to save their dignity. They don't want to feel sheepish like a 5-10 year old. But I like to be 5-10 years old again, so I don't think I'd mind the sheepishness. In fact, I think I'd hug and cuddle it like a teddy bear if I could!
alex_vik 1
#1 - Emos don't have long hair. #33 - Wow, that must suck for people to think you're a lesbian. And OP, I've got long hair too, so I feel your pain, but grow a beard and you'll be good. Although, in those rare instances when someone comes from behind and says 'sir', you feel pretty good that they could tell you were a guy.
pianogoddess 0
Hey, pretty boys are awesome
OneWithNoRegrets 0
Wow... mean comments we have up here. Just give her the evil glare and walk away (hopefuly u did that) anyway now days a person can be anything. people can mistake a gorilla for their grandma im not kidding. *cough* i agree with #39 anyway long hair only makes people more sexy
hotdayum15 0
She called him "miss"
LadyBiatch 7
I agree with #39 and #40. Long hair on guys who look a little feminine is just plain hot.
Anteezy 7
Emo, skinny jeans, long hair and eyeshadow?
naturally_artifi 0
you "correct" them? O.O
Brittney_E 0
thats just wow. i probably wouldnt have corrected myself either
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
oh 0_o I'm so sorry... r u emo? or gay? or both?