Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24
Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
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Miss_Whipped 43
The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.
Cocoapelli 23
Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.
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Comments (69)
Emmamazing 26
I love the way this is written
flufee2 27
Unless u want to look like ur dog, cover ur mouth when u yawn lmao
Countryboy1996 18
That'll teach you to cover your mouth when you yawn. Learn some manners.
imyy 20
"diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouf?" - Ludacris
hoosiergirl94 31
Put ice on it!!!!
jayne_12 9
And this is why you cover your mouth when you yawn
lovinlife028 24
Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
Miss_Whipped 43
The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.
YourOpinionSucks 22
I hope you ate it to gain its power
lovinlife028 24
Nope. Sorry. This was the one time in my life I spit out instead of swallow.
mikepzz 27
Eh oh!!! Lol
MDoremis 38
Im so glad you aren't allergic! If I had been stung on my tongue it probably would have resulted in an ER trip. I once got stung near my eye and it looked like someone had attached a baseball to my face.
tantanpanda 26
You shoulda chewed it up for stinging you.
XxBunBunxX 2
Lucky I'm allergic to wasps and bees. Last time my friend shared her Gatorade with me a bee was on it I didn't pay attention since I was dying of thirst and the bee stung the inside of my cheek. Every time I get stung I cough up blood ;-; Bees and Wasps are assholes
_guy_j 12
Or a ring on it *sings*
fohfuucba 21
You should definitely go to the doctor soon. getting stung in the head with wasp venom is very dangerous, even if you're not allergic.
Calingaladha 21
One sting isn't enough to harm. I've been stung on the face, and I was fine, although the stinger did break off in my cheek.
Ironmayhem 22
"Bright Side"
733yoda_fml 19
This happened to me too once! The only difference was that I was eating a donut
duckie227 22
My mother always said 'cover your mouth when you yawn' and now you see why. Lol
rexey83 8
there's a time in your life when you're forced to eat something. this is that time. shoulda eaten that lil sucker.