Animals: Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp... - FML

By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML

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lovinlife028 24

Saturday 11 April 2015 0:32

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Miss_Whipped 43

Saturday 11 April 2015 0:36

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

Cocoapelli 23

Saturday 11 April 2015 0:11

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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imahobbitlol 24

Monday 13 April 2015 2:04

Well, next time remember to have manners and cover your mouth.

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