Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24
Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
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Miss_Whipped 43
The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.
Cocoapelli 23
Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.
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Comments (69)
gintwinsmoore 20
I had something on the tip of my tongue I wanted to say...ahhh, forget it...lol fyl!
rockwrench 18
Dam, that had to hurt. Isn't that dangerous with your tongue swelling and possibly blocking your airway during sleep? That had to suck OP.
lovinlife028 24
Benadryl and ice. Lots of ice :)
JetCyclone27 18
This happened to me in a corn maze once
the_rad_brad47 18
Anybody else yawn when they read this
VeganDarkLight 31
Damn you! I just had my mouth shut when I read your comment and now I'm yawning again.
me1224 12
Wasps bite, bees sting
VeganDarkLight 31
Umm, no. They both sting.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Well, you know what they say: yawning is infectious!
JKPwnage 27
I'm a bumblebee. I make honey, pollinate flowers, generally a nice guy. I'm a wasp. **** you.
weedandfood 8
yummy.wasps
NutellaBear 3
Ow! URF! Saw something similar happen went a friend took a swig from his coke can. Little did he know a Yellowjacket was already in the can taking a swig too. The poor guy couldn't talk much for the rest of the day.....
abNormal62 23
What's that buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? What's that buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? Jesus Christ! This story almost makes you a superstar....