Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend in the preschool she's interning at. She asked me to continue reading The Little Mermaid to her class, handing me the book. After the story, the whole class started to cry. She never told me to sugarcoat the ending and lie, Disney-style. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML
Stop that now
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
Good intentions, but…
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
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Hoopachi 19
How could you lie to a little girl like that?! No wonder she started crying! I can't believe you, smh.
kred 21
Here comes the "let it go" puns
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SadSouthernBell 18
Maybe they were tears of joy??
alexlots 20
Jealous of how beautiful your voice was?
brvnnx 18
You could've just said you were a friend of Elsa, but you shouldn't have sung unless you could sing.
False_Stupidity 42
Maybe OP is one of those people that think they can sing, but really can't. Now OP's dreams of becoming a singing superstar have been dashed by a little girl.
starile 20
Better now than in American Idol where OP's soul would be crushed with disappointment. In front of SO many people, tsk.
imkool136 22
I think that little girl should learn to let things go.. Get it?!? No? Ok:(
Dean__Winchester 16
We got it, Elsa.
LostInTheZone11 29
I found this rather funny since I despise Frozen with a passion.
e_is_for_eli 12
how cold hearted of you
MrConcise 35
I've only seen bits and pieces of it, but it's neither bad nor incredible. I assume you hate it because of the same fanatic fandom that has ruined sports, comic books, video games, anime, and religion.
LostInTheZone11 29
#34 And that's only the tip of the iceberg. You really don't want to see what I wish would happen to Elsa. But I guess I will. I wish Elsa would get taken out by a massive volcanic eruption covering her in molten lava. #38 I saw the whole movie and I agree with you. The animation was amazing as expected from Disney. The plot felt like I was watching Poseidon (06 remake). It felt way too rushed for what they were trying to get out of it. The twist with Hans was lame and derailed the movie's common sense and logic trains. And then I had to endure listening to the $#!&&y soundtrack countless times at my ex-job because of how popular the stupid film was. Looking back on it there are way too many plot holes and cliches that don't work in the movie's favor.
Brandi_Faith 34
No offence, but the people that hate Frozen only hate it because of how much other people like it and how overplayed the songs were. Whenever something is liked that much and there's a lot of hype and overplayed songs, it causes people to detest it. In reality, the movie was great for a kids movie. It may not be Oscar worthy, but it's a kids movie. It is what it is, and you'll be hard pressed to find a kid that didn't like it. It works for what it is.
MrConcise 35
People tend to detest things that are shoved down their throats - can't say I blame them.
mukduk 21
#65 it's possible for someone to dislike a movie because it's just not a great movie. Animation was great, yes. But that's about it. They lost me at the story line right from the start. And just because it was a kids movie, doesn't mean that it's okay for it to suck. I love plenty of kids movies (that I didn't grow up with, mind you) because they were genuinely good, not because they "were good for a kids movie"
LostInTheZone11 29
And that's the idea. A film for kids also needs to also add a bit of appeal to adults to keep them interested as they also watch. Frozen also broke a cardinal kid movie rule. A major male lead to keep the male side interested. Kristoff and Sven were funny but they were shoved on the backburner pretty hard. Tangled was better by having Flynn/Eugene keep the boys and some fandom girls interested. And Repunzel mainly for the interest of the girls. And it kept a good balance of all around interest for the entire length of the film. Frozen was borderlining watching an animated chick flick. I will back that How to Train Your Dragon 2 blew Frozen out of the water. It had amazing animation. Excellent balance of characters. Hiccup mainly for the boys. Astrid and Valka mainly for the girls. Toothless and the other dragons+riders for both sides. And everyone had universal appeal. The Plot was great. The climax was great. The twist hit a perfect emotion bullseye. Everything was just wondrous.
MrConcise 35
#89 - Wow, I wasn't even aware half of these movies existed. I still considered "Wall-E" a recent kid's movie up until I saw your comment.
dukez81 17
When you saw the shirt, you should've just "Let It Go"
collinchildress 12
Maybe it was so good it brought her to tears
91hayek 31
What song did you sing? Du Hast?
CheesyPotatoe5 8
Lol, Ramstein
91hayek 31
Elsa goes metal, Elsa goes punk, Elsa goes mental when the bass line is funk.
D6a7v3 12
You are a good person but a bad singer
jerome72 14
there goes your tip...