Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Awkward
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Decorum and etiquette
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Always check before
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Typical Ohia public bathroom
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.
Ahlph 0
"Nice to meet you too!"
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Comments (251)
rattusrattus 19
Ah. This is why I always grab a few sheets prior to peeing.
iMagzzzy 0
**** that bitch up!
thelastlucifer 17
hahaha, i know its creepy, but this is just way too funny, lol
monkey666 4
that's jus good humor
Alex252P 3
Thats just creepy as it can be in a public stall
ParkersGirl 0
LMFAO!
koe4 0
either break into their stall kick their ass and pry the tp from their unconcious hand or wait till they leave and take it back.
dalpa 0
did u just sit in silence the rest of the time?
Meloblood 0
And that's why KFC is better.
Carlie_McCartney 1
Well, could you spare a square? If you can't spare a square, then that's an FYL. :P