Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Whoops
Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in their fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids are 4 and 2. FML
Bad babysitter
Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML
Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
Great idea, actually
Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML
For science
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Close shave
Today, as a barista, I tried to be quick during the morning rush. Someone asked for oat milk, so I grabbed the carton without checking. It wasn’t oat milk, it was the cleaning solution bottle we keep under the counter, same shape, same colour cap. Luckily I noticed before serving it, but my manager watched the entire thing in silence. FML
Specially for dad
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
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srunano 4
Lucky kids
the_flirtt 0
I want to get chocolate wasted !!!
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srunano 4
Lucky kids
STYLE_E 0
I agree lucky kids.^^ Wonder how they felt.
kram02 2
lol im sure those kids are asleep now..
tpea 1
indeed they were.
LauraTheKiwi 0
oh, kids.
johnnydudeman 0
You foiled the kids plans of getting drunk. Your a terrible adult.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I don't think they'll be lucky when they grow up and their brain is all ****** up But that's worth 10 seconds of fun isn't it :D Adolescance is a fun time :]
danyfuckinheatle 0
I bet they got drank
srunano 4
@20 They won't be doomed for the rest if their lives for getting drunk once before they can actually drink, if they want to get ****** up when they are older they will, causing way more damage than they did when they were young because now they can drink whenever they want
JohnGraveline 0
Lol. awesome.
StoryOfTheYear 15
28- it's because your body has no idea WTF to do with that stuff and messes up a younger, still growing body far more than a fully mature one. which is why you need to be 21 to drink alcohol, but w/e I was jk and don't really care about it
srunano 4
@40 I know dude I wasn't trying to argue...I guess since a lot of people come on here to argue it might feel like when a person replies to another persons comment that they are looking for an argument
SokDek 14
so did you get fired?
ZoroFresh 0
instant win
actionwaters 3
way to wake up their liver!
doorfloor 0
there gunna sleep well tonight...
curliegirlie85 0
20- you're a moron and have no clue what you're talking about. you have to be 21 because our government has decided that that is when were responsible enough. other countries age requirement is much younger and they don't have nearly the issues with teens getting trashed and teens drunk driving. and... were one of the most unhealthy countries in the world. so chew on that for awhile...
sexybitch92 0
lol Omg I drank that today ! but I'm not a kid lol.
Sgrocks 5
they ain't getin ****** up wen I was about 3 I drank a few sips of vodka thinking it was water and now I run da streets screaming with my friends......but I choose tht lifestyle I can b normal if I want o.O
blankettt 0
104: There is no reason for you to be so damned hateful. The legal age for drinking in the US is 21 years NOT ONLY because the "government" has decided that is a responsible age, but because that is when the brain has developed fully, for the most part. Obviously they are not ****** for life because they had some margarita; however, a child has less tolerance. I think what he was trying to say is that a child's brain isn't developed enough to handle regular alcohol intake without incurring some damage.
curliegirlie85 0
109- Who decided the legal drinking age? It wasn't me; it wasn't you. Right, it was the government. And the brain doesn't finish developing until age 25 anyway, not 21, even though it does very little developing between 12-25. There was no government involvement until Prohibition and since then, they haven't been able to keep their fingers out of it. MAYBE calling dude a moron was a little extreme but I'm sure that he's fine.
happyhak 5
Ouch...
Justforlolz 14
Dam, those some lucky ass kids. They got wasted before they hit 21. Cherish the moment, and live it up!
serbodude 0
you can't just make lemonade yourself? you need a machine for it. wow you fail
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Damn, I came to this FML to say "Lucky kids." everyone beat me to it. D:
blankettt 0
123 - I never said you set the legal age, and I didn't claim to have set it myself. I put the word government in quotations because I was quoting you, and didn't oppose that part of your comment. Also, I said 21 is when the brain has developed fully "for the most part". I'm not trying to argue, or tell you you're an idiot and that you don't know what you're talking about because I refuse to be someone who tries to school others on something they know little about. I was simply trying to make #20 clearer.
FMLephant 2
I have a lemonade machine in my pants
khadijah32594 3
wow that must have been good as hell
brono205 0
hahah suck shit, forgot you yanks can't legally drink till your 21.. just another thing better about being an Aussie
pinkdancer 0
104- well you shouldn't call 40 a moron because the reason our government decided to make 21 the legal drinking age is because the ADA or one of those groups for The Department of Agriculture (which is a cabinet of the US government if u didn't know) did tests and discovered that your brain isn't fully developed until ur 21 so drinking before ur 18 would disrupt the developement of ur brain....
bulldogs1 0
I did the same thing
porridge111 6
and way to many people in the states smoke weed, probably because of the way-too-high drinking age.
tiny19_fml 0
Thats what i would like to know
xcirca 0
First
JinxSNC 0
You fail.
Daerauko 0
mmm adult slushies. lol a kiddies' fav. drink
suppressed08 2
Cmon OP, you know that was on purpose:)
dinorawrous 0
it was on purpouse .... OOOPPSSSS
rosemary1990 0
I think the kids enjoyed they drank this lol I know I would have
kfrizzle2 4
Margarita? No. Tequila? Hell no! This is that Carlos Santana champagne. Oh shit Santana DVX? That's my joint!
yoube 0
lolgingeremo
Arsonnist 3
Haha one time when I was a kid, some waitress mixed some in with my orange juice accidentally.
YourEvilHero 12
parents will pms
ktbird 0
20 has been brainwashed by the anti drunk driving propaganda. One margarita is not going to hurt a kid. He will sober up and be fine. He will only have brain damage if he overdosed. Happens all the time... Not that I condone giving kids alcohol. They aren't mature enough to handle it generally. But this accident is harmless.
ibanez370 0
i drank underage quite a bit and it didnt do anything to me... plus theres different legal ages all over the world, some countries have a legal age of 14
AliceSaysFYL 0
I moderated this like 20 seconds ago
srunano 4
Congrats to you and to the couple other hundreds/thousands that modded this fml too....Lol jk no hard feelings :p
AliceSaysFYL 0
It's okay, I suppose I'm just really bored :(
srunano 4
I think everyone using fml is bored....I know I am too
AliceSaysFYL 0
lol
amazinggbaby 2
why does it take so many people to mod fmls for them to get posted? lol
FFML_314 12
Alan, since you are so kindly answering questions. I was curious, why do some of the FML stories get deleted?
Chrisskiies 0
Ari: because they are proved to be fake, or unreal so the mods delete them. Or so I have seen on this app, I could be wrong?
FFML_314 12
That makes sense. There was an FML up about a cop catching a girl and her boyfriend giving head. It was up for awhile, my guess would be at least a few weeks and it suddenly vanished. So, I was just curious.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Not to intrude on a mod's territory or anything :D, but I think I read that they'll sometimes delete them if it turns out to be a duplicate of an earlier FML too. I know they catch most of those before posting, but I've seen one or two make it through with altered wording. I'm not talking about similar FMLs, since similar situations can happen to two people independantly, but obviously copied ones.
bobys36 0
smoooth one
the_flirtt 0
I want to get chocolate wasted !!!
rainbowhobos 4
LOL! Good movie...
chapachristina4 0
omg!!! sooo funny! xD
everhood111 0
Heh ,BEST MOVIE EVAR !!!!!
iphonelover10 0
good
Sooniztimmy 0
Lol, mom......i love lemonade!!!
the_flirtt 0
haha
OwNowBrownCow 0
This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter has a lemenade stand and his secret ingrediant is vodka.
cheergirly16 0
lmaoo I thought the saame thing
L_M_L_10 0
LOL damn 79 I was going to say that!!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
@ #79: I was thinking about the same thing...
FFML_314 12
For some reason this reminds me of the movie "Van Wilder." I picture little kids throwing up out of a school bus lol.
andrew935 0
easiest way to get em to sleep a?
srunano 4
Actually the easiest way is to give them some of that good night juice..aka "Benadryl" lol (not sure if I spelled that right)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sure did. My mom's favorite was Dimetapp, but they don't sell it anymore.
sweet_j_tbr 0
Did they buy more? :D