ewww
United States
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oh dear
Kingstown, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
reesemaster
United States
Awkward
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
CallmeEddie
Joliet, United States
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
ToiletRoll
Frankston, Australia
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Anonymous
Decorum and etiquette
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
xobeachbabi428ox
United States
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
Anonymous
Always check before
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
United States
Typical Ohia public bathroom
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Top comments
Glitterhinoceros 14
Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.
Ahlph 0
"Nice to meet you too!"
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Comments (251)
braxtonjtrull 0
I was in McDonalds today also and I was doin a number 2 and my friend walked in and started making cubacha noises
BryBabyyy 4
You just watched it happen? Ftw I would have been yelling at them
TheNewGuy03 29
this is what happens when you have dhalsim in the stall next to you.
MyPencils 5
shake their hand
storm1217 5
Next time wipe your ass with his hand.
rattusrattus 19
Oh, eww. *grabs puke pail, noises ensue*
yellojello 0
At least he wasn't grabbing for anything else!! :)
ckyorelse 18
should have kicked their hand
noboundary 9
Get as near as you can get to your stall, and let a nasty one rip, that'll teach 'em.
SammyAcee 5
Should've slapped his hands.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Definitely one of the funniest FMLs I've read in a while. Imagine if OP did smack the hand, and the toilet paper fell to the floor, and rolled into another scale, so both guys couldn't get it. When they realize that they're both doomed.. silence fills the room.
SammyAcee 5
That's dowwn ;D