Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
You'd think your boss would send you home because he didn't want you chillin all toilet watery amd whatnot and getting the water on stuff
Tripartita 45
If anybody asks, you can attempt to save face by explaining that you successfully MacGyver'd a bidet out of an ordinary toilet.
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Comments (30)
NoahK2003 16
Sounds like a "shitty" situation. I know I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this
rx9999 3
ydi 100 times over. courtesy flushing is extremely unsanitary. when you flush you aerosolize some fecal and urine, spraying your genitals legs and butt cheeks with it. just nasty. thats why you read articles telling you not to leave toothbrushes out in the open in the bathroom.
laxdude101 13
do you poop cement? how could just your defecation clog a toilet... my condolences to you and the toilet, my friend...
CodyWade94 10
and this is why I always have a chance of clothes in my car
jcash52426 5
Of my boss didn't let me go home if something like that happened to me I would have just walked out. And if he fired me so what. Remember you have to look out for number 1 and that is yourself.
sharond23 10
what the hell is a courtesy flush? and as soon as the water started to over flow why didn't you move?
shannon2348 14
I have no idea what a courtesy flush is.