Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
you couldn't have put a jacket on or something?
IrishWildMan 3
And that is when you heard a deep voice behind you say "party time!"
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Comments (93)
deafeningsilence 8
I laughed so hard at your picture. :D
Zmeilerr 22
Someone's a little bi-curious.
cyaneyedangel 2
Why would you do that? That's just stupid.
ohSNAPyall 27
Did you even ask before you snuck under her door - to see what her bra looked like on her? What a creepdawg!
Iknoweverything 29
I don't understand why girls want to know what a bra looks like on their friends. Is this a teenager thing? Because I somehow missed it, I only asked friends if my bras fit right while wearing a shirt over it. But then again, we never actually acted like teens.
marriiee_fml 0
its not just you nor a teenager thing. i think thats just plain weird .. there's no way someone can justify themselves without coming off a bit creepy.
DjeePee 25
The first thing that crossed my mind whilst reading the FML was: WHAT THE ****? So, no, you are not the only one that has missed it, and actually, I am very happy about that. Maybe it's because I am not used to it, or because I am really fond of intimacy and privacy, but I find it very disturbing and creepy. Especially the half-naked wriggling under the door part.
grumpypanda117 0
ok that's just weird that you don't change in the locker room though.
TripOnShoelaces 0
I don't really see why it matters. It would only be weird if she didn't notify her before crawling under; which wasn't specified.
gusgus36 5
YDI. that's just dumb
fjretsel 1
is this the start of how girls become lesbians eventually?
texas3559 0
r u lesbo???
stevenmx86 8
Wth op? You wriggled under the door? If you were that desperate to see, she probably would have just sent you a pic... Perv...
mexipunker 0
Now a days that'd be considered sexting which could get them both in trouble.
RawrB3 0
it's only sexting if u text it
millionaire93 0
are you retarded? or young? I think your young cuz that seems pretty freaking stupid lol
moonshine432 0
Both