Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
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1215116a 14
At least it wasn't in her mouth.
taniamw 9
How are some people so unhygienic? I just don't understand!
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Old_Iron_Sides 6
I think saw a postcard on postsecret by the woman that you saw change her tampon...
shadowdragon1 1
Wow that sucks
limerx 1
This traffic jaml looks pretty bleak. Oh no! I am starting to leak! I'm in quite a quandry Don't want bloody laundry And all this stank will make my car reek.
rockbandaddict85 22
I can understand having to change one in an emergency situation but they do come wrapped....wtf wouldn't you put it in there or wrap it in something till you got home to either flush it or throw it away. I know they are all biodegradable but that's also a huge biohazard! absolutely disgusting and no excuses for that...she should have known better...what was she thinking!! or she simply just didn't care....
ironhead_fml 20
Nasty
whyistherumgone_ 10
This is why children can't play on the street
gotmilkido 10
YDI !! Yes she was NASTY beyond nasty for doing such a thing ! BUT YDI for continuing to watch !!! I can almost bet u was about to get ur rocks off thinking u were watching some twat finger herself but got a gross view of a blood tampon !! Next time turn away ....
onedirectionxx 8
At least it wasn't Giovanna Plowman.
danieljmurray 3
At least she didn't eat it.
djxerxes9000 18
I read this while eating breakfast. FML