Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
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1215116a 14
At least it wasn't in her mouth.
taniamw 9
How are some people so unhygienic? I just don't understand!
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Comments (184)
misterjez 15
If you noticed why did you keep eating her popcorn? Nasty
madisonnnnn13 11
Hey, on the bright side at least she wasn't sucking on it!
Eivana 37
Maybe she was just... Really needing to change? I mean, you never know, her tampon could have been very uncomfortable and she didn't know how log she would be there so she just did it? Although chucking it out into the street is just nasty...
AerBear115 15
I bet a higher view isn't as nice now huh?
hurley12 30
I don't see why people feel alone in their car. Yes, we can still see you so don't pick your nose or do god what else!
talloctopus 7
Ew ew ew ew ew
lyssa13bell 15
I would probably set myself on fire... It would be less painful then living with that image burned into my mind!!
HowAreYouToday 34
indeed
cutiepie292929 18
All you chicks are friggin disgusting for changing in the car! Plan your lives better. Or better yet just stay on the pill and not get ur period at all and hopefully not breed anymore disgusted minded girls!
Shadow_Phantom 26
How about you not stereotype every single woman just because of one idiot, hm?
supermysza 3
you clearly have so little knowledge on how the pill works but from the looks of your comment we shouldn't expect much
conholio33 28
That is just nasty.... What kind of messed up person would do that knowing people could be watching