Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
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1215116a 14
At least it wasn't in her mouth.
taniamw 9
How are some people so unhygienic? I just don't understand!
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the_awesomest_ 6
Bloody hell...
LaurenAshleigh97 12
Giovanna?
lettuceGO81 12
I am by no means defending this foul, shameless woman...but truck drivers often look down and stare at women like a big, juicy piece of sexy meat, I'm kind of glad a driver witnessed something nasty for once. Irony is a bitch!
Vidimus 13
Dear LORD, OP. I am sorry for your poor eyes.
whY402Jay 12
Have you seen the video of the girl sucking her tampon?
squideth 18
21 how the **** is touching a box of unopened clean tampons awkward at all? Or are you one of those insecure boys who are scared of feminine products?
medoo_fml 12
Dafaq did i just read ...
_shaymus_ 4
Did she happen to fling it at a vehicle that cut her and her husband off ?
mgrabi01 10
Thats gross!!!!
chosha_fml 27
Being up higher than the cars, how are you at the right angle to see another driver?