Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I just pulled out of the fast food drive through, only to pull right behind a septic truck. Just as I was about to dig into my food, I noticed it had a handy window about a foot round. I had a stare-down with a turd until I could pass. FML
Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
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1215116a 14
At least it wasn't in her mouth.
taniamw 9
How are some people so unhygienic? I just don't understand!
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Comments (184)
wagne057 6
Gouging your eyes out does not work unfortunately.
TheRandomIndian 17
Running your head over with a truck does
GingerNinja7 17
Desperate times call for desperate matters, i suppose. Although that's not really THAT desperate a time..
aj94w 4
They call for desperate measures too. ;)
miss_madison 10
It's that or the blood leaked down to her skirt and into her seat… I understand where OP and the lady are coming from.
evan_7899 28
I recieved a mental image, thanks. and a tip... hitting your head on a wall wont make it better
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Hey you gotta do what ya gotta do
igive 29
No, there's a time and place for tampon changing, and congested traffic where children can see is not one of them.
SamCat 21
well there is toxic shock syndrome. We dont know how long she had it in for. And she probably did not want to bleed through all her clothes and car seat. Just saying
Brandonep 13
Go gett off at the nearest exit and change in a rest room then.
WaywardDaughter 26
#33 You mean she can't remember (or have the time) to change her tampon in eight hours (the longest amount if time recommended)?
imanassholetoo 8
It was you wasn't it?
CaptTeemo 10
You gotta do what you gotta do. Sorry you witnessed such an event.
SetoAyumi 7
teemo
dontpanic_fml 32
I thought every highway traffic sitter knew to check for proximate trucks before performing any unseemly tasks in the car. Sorry for your luck OP.
perdix 31
10-4, good buddy, but aren't you truckers always lookin' for beaver? You just got stuck lookin' at a wounded beaver changing its dressing.
TheDrifter 24
I know beggars can't be choosers, but couldn't fate toss a couple more car loads of topless sorority girls towards us poor truckers? We have the best vantage point, but for some reason I always get stuck beside the most horrific views.
yresim 12
I don't know what's up with that, 26. I know that where/when I grew up, flashing truckers was the norm. I know it doesn't happen in big cities (at least not this one), but I figured it was still the case in the rest of the country. Sorry to hear times have changed. :(
AngelSpit 18
an old manager of mine would ********** in her car on long drives so truckers could watch. so your truckload of topless sorority girls is at least a statistical plausibility
SamCat 21
I have to admit to changing my tampon in the car too. But stuck in a Los Angeles freeway for hours. I covered myself with a huge jacket and I did place it in plastic bag I had. What she did was just even nastier.
chuckcloninger 12
The only saving grace is that at least it wasn't being done at a table at your favorite truck stop?
superrocket19 17
Well that was stupid. (I'm talking about the lady changing her tamp)
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
thank you for clarifying. I would have never guessed. I'm actually going to sleep like a baby instead of wondering wtf you were talking about all night. thanks again.
superrocket19 17
Ok I guess that was a little mean.. But what lady changes her tampon in the car? There is a different place and time for that