Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, my 5-year-old told me that she'd learnt about gravity, then asked, “So when you fall down, is it because the Earth punched you?” I said yes, along with a giggle. Later at the supermarket, she tripped and screamed, “THE EARTH HIT ME AGAIN!” I was then reminded of high school when it felt like everyone was staring at me. FML
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Top comments
Bloink 25
That sucks but I've got to admit it's kind of funny
Welshite 40
Humor in a lesson is essential. Some of my best classes involved my professors cracking jokes.
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RudderV 10
Idgi?
lulllaby 4
I always find that when I'm in class comments like that actually help me to remember what was being taught actually.
interesting33 37
I don't get it, could someone please explain? Thanks :)
byron17 26
He's black, and he's referring to his ass... >.<
worldclassrager 41
That's a good one...haha...I think you better maybe think on what the reaction will be before you say something or fins something borderline....
sillyyanks 24
Black, a black student.
Teyros 24
It's ok all school is is a fast food way of teaching people we aren't meant to sit around for hours..!
DocBastard 40
Based on your grammar (or lack thereof), I'm guessing you were an excellent student, right? Please explain more about your sociological theory that humans are not meant to sit and learn.
SgrA 18
Next time, tell them that General Relativity also allows for white holes.
imbedderdenu 23
Ha!
Bad_People_r_Bad 3
Why is it relevant that they were black?
DishnobFruitCum 5
If you have to ask that question, perhaps you need to brush up on your reading skills.
kaduzy 12
Are you kidding? THINK about it.
buckdharma 38
#13- Is this The Big Bang Theory, or the Freddy Boom-Boom Theory? * Laughs like Arnold Horshack *