kitty
United States
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jayne
United States
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
honutattoo
United States
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
elite
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
top dog!
Australia
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
allergyface
Canada
Freaked out
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
my face though
Kettle Falls, United States
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
ellarose
United States
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
lalanon
Australia
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
imblue42
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
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MAGNAVOX 0
Looks like your family doesn't give a shit.
perdix 31
Your brother's zit is probably going to be more productive than the waste of money your four years of drunken partying and anonymous sex will ever be.
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Comments (79)
sloppyflow 1
u can go to college whenever u want. but u only get zit once in a while and that doesn't occur on everyone.
FYLwindowlicker 0
there is a HUGE zit on your shoulder! Oh wait.... that's your head. Pull up your pants!
syedlink27 0
I can't see your penis.. oh yeah leme guess: Steroids. what a douche
dudeitsdanny 10
Proactive costs about $100... Your college education is gonna cost about $50000(low estimate). Obviously they're trying to help him get by on looks alone so they don't have to spend $50000 on his education, because someone else is getting something worthless like an English degree, and ending up as a barista(because all your lousy English degree will give you is the ability to call yourself this) at Starbucks after all that money and hard work. Why must you major in English?! You are dishonoring your family! Disclaimer: I just had 30 sourbelts.
Schizomaniac 24
Generally the disclaimer goes at the beginning, but you, my friend, have my respect.
dudeitsdanny 10
I fail =( I bling dishonah to my famiry.
Schizomaniac 24
Stay strong, Daniel-san.
syedlink27 0
you guys are both hella funny
SoundnVasion 0
Tell them that you'll help him as soon as you become a dermatologist.
rendezvous611 0
That happens to me ALL THE TIME!!! I swear, my family is so ADD sometimes. Anyway, I feel your pain. F our lives lol.
Schizomaniac 24
This isn't about you. Attention-seeker!
bv110 2
id be talking to my parents and my sister jumps in and she just keeps going on then i try to continue what im saying when shes done and someone else starts talking...no wonder i hate my family!
suppressed08 2
This is happening at my house, except I'm at the centre of both topics. God damned zit wanting to go to uni!
MyTwoCents_ 0
lol fail
_streets_ 19
om nom nom
syedlink27 0
I see what you did.. you pulled a funny
Mister_Grinch 0
Honest to God. You're going to College now and you still bitch about the littlest things on FML? I'm gonna' say YDI.
Mister_Grinch 0
Stupid Mods. -.-
Jimboom 12
Perhaps you have been talking about if for so long now and going on and on and on about it that talking about a zit is more interesting to them? Either that or your parents keep hearing the rather expensive bill side of things instead of the "educational" side of things when you talk about your college plans. But either way just be glad you are going to be out of that household soon enough.
apirate 0
it could be worse, you could have been interrupted by your parents discussing their sex lives