Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Top comments
science-teacher 15
Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time
ProximityToDeath 20
Owww, even thinking about that hurts!
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Comments (77)
RubixWar 8
Well that SUCKS...
k3nnz0 6
I seriously hate it when people bang on the bathroom door when someone's inside to tell them something/call them. What the hell, are we supposed to stop our "activities" in the toilet and go out to respond/ just to respond? Very annoying. FYL, OP
theamazingd 17
It's especially bad when the offending party insists on having a conversation.
dbt88 15
They bleed heavily but at least they heal quick...ish. Sad to say, been there, done that, doesn't feel awesome.
jqmalang 17
I felt your pain as I read through
smoothies14 32
So what IS on the inside of a nipple?
livelaughlovepie 22
I've had this happen. It's painful but it heal quite quickly. Hope that doesn't happen again!!!
Dear_Karma 27
"Today, I was reading FML when I suddenly felt your pain and rubber my nipple in public. FML!"