Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
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Top comments
drunkandfml 11
Oh, the irony
Thisismypchere 8
Sounds like it worked perfectly.
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Comments (161)
Kajol123 5
Believing in silly superstitions really gave you bad luck...next time to avoid the clearly recognized irony, just hop off your bike and walk around.
metaphoristic 8
Hey, at least you didn't break the holy trinity of the ladder, ground and wall!
ChloeG_fml 9
Should have just hit the ladder!
BubbleGrunge 18
You do know you aren't suppossed to ride your bike on the sidewalk, right? That said, thank you to all the hoodlum for riding on the sidewalk therefore preventing holding up of traffic as everyone slows down to swerve around you.
Mental1942 6
Look both ways dumb ass
ecks51 3
Why were you riding a bicycle on the sidewalk? Sidewalks are for pedestrians. Sounds like you got what you deserved (and yes I've been hit by a car while riding a bike before).
Kajol123 5
At least they're being healthy and eco-friendly? But some people really need to watch where they're biking.
luckoftheirish07 3
yea ? i did too.
kraziiawesome 0
Great plan. Swerve your bike into the middle of the street ... And all to avoid a superstition ...
mattorama 15
I don't know about you, but I find moving cars much more dangerous than superstition.
rubberduckie94 13
How were you going to fit under the ladder anyway?